ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

Hell or Highwater is fantastic. 

The soundtrack is wonderful. 

It’s sad but it’s no Country for Old Men thank goodness. 

startrekislgbt:

Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.

bitchycode:

list of things im handling well currently

1.

so i’ve been “furloughed” 

on the one hand I will be able to get my haircut and maybe see a movie in a theater and go grocery shopping when it’s not pitch dark 

but on the other hand. 

I WANTED THAT MONEY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 

and my district manager’s reaction to me saying: “I can handle two days (off)” (through theoretically gritted teeth)

was: “oh man, I couldn’t.” 

like, woman, this is a temporary seasonal job….You better thank your stars that our office is competent enough to handle itself. You better thank your stars I don’t need that money yesterday. If I was someone else I could. 

like, I can, I who make far, far less than you and don’t get a full-time gig out of this? 

I not working 45-55 hours for fun here. 

megapope:

megapope:

the most insane video i’ve ever seen is the one where that guy claims that snowpiercer is the sequel to willy wonka and then actually makes it make sense. like to the degree where it’s hard not to see it as one due to the oompa-loompa proof

spoilers if you haven’t seen snowpiercer, which you really should if you haven’t

@bethanyactually

Yeah, I had to remind myself that it (Penelope) was a 2006 movie. I loved Reese in it :) 

I also spent most of the movie just wondering how Mr. Bingley could look like 5 years younger or something to me in this movie. 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

everything just sucks a little tonight. 

fagmarx:

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

ok i’m watching penelope and I reallllly want to know how they got all these actors to cameo in it.

it’s like half the fun apparently